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"Hawk Tuah" Girl Deserving of TV Show, Apparently

A picture of Hawk Tuah girl

Publishing on July 17th, 2024

If you are pervasive scroller of the net, you know that recently internet sensation of viral memality arriving quickly is “Hawk Tuah” girl name of Haliey Welch. This lady grew famous for five entire minutes whole after being featured quite rightly upon Tim & Dee Tee Vee podcast tiktok genre lovely known as “man-on-a-the-street-interviewing” where man go on a the street and interview passersby upon the streets and such as.

Well in one of Tim & Dee videos Welch (Hawk Tuah Girl) did get asked some grotesque innuendo question about what make a man go crazy and wild in the world of sexual bed time activity. Welch reply with much gusto and exclamation “you got to give them that hawk tuah and to spit upon such thang,” liekly refers to use of saliva to lubricate a male of reproduction organ known simply as “penis”.

So that response comment made of by Haliey Welch is what has made her gone to be viral on the the internet. Now you does maybe thinking to oneself “that is all?” and yes that is all indeed. It truly is quite a simplistic and beautiful moment in a history when one single but easy to understand quote such as “hawk tuah” is created in memorable capacity for our mind reserves and spread and spread massively to the little folk.

But now since even though that’s all she is being famous for, Tim & Dee do be using such likeness to sell merchandising like shirts and hats and other various garb and accessory to capitalize on that moment of virality but unclear whether it is not or so that Welch getting to keep partial profit or piece of the pie when it comes to the money they making on that endeavor. Whats kind a weird though is hawk tuah seem to be appreciate most by movements in alt-right category classification, which make little cents given they are usually a e-vangelical that love modesty and other such classical virtues of the Christian faith.

Anyway, so Hawk Tuah gal is then being approached by many of the “big-time producers” over at hollywood studios in United State because they all want a piece of a pie too. They worm there way in like little maggots to feed upon the supple breast of hawk tuah girl’s viral meme success, daring to ask such sweet little lady like Welch to star in reality prime-time show of her own. No one does but understand why this could be the case because no one asked for it as evidenced by how quickly users of the net churned out to Twitter (now formally referred to as “X” application) to express distate and foul-mouthed taste at the concept of such reality show.

And that’s the end of the story, really. Hawk Tuah is but one of the many memes that will have its time and then die out and no one will care to remember it in like 2 years. So I would say, best to just pretend it not existing in the first place cause then you won’t have to think about having to remember it in nearest future. Toodaloo!

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